When you don’t know how to get somewhere, ask at least 5 people. They will probably give you 5 different answers. Pick the one that sounds best or safest and requires the least amount of standing on the side of highways.

A smile goes a long way… unless it’s a creepy man.

When on a public bus, always sit next to a woman, student, or friendly-looking old man and exchange pleasantries. That way, people think you are friends and won’t rob you. Also, he/she can help you find your way and tell you what the bus fare actually should be.

When hitch-hiking, only hop on a pick-up with at least 2 women. NEVER get in a vehicle with only men, especially not just young men.

Always carry money in various places—sock, bra, or shoe should have the majority of the cash on you, but always have a small amount for bus fare or enough to please a thief in your pocket. About $10 should do.

When someone asks where I’m from, I generally just say Los Angeles or Hollywood. Usually I don’t say the United States straight up because people tend to have strong opinions one way or the other on the US. Also, a fair number of people don’t know US cities and might think the city is a separate country itself. Or, if you’re in Latin America, they will list off all of their family members who are illegally living in the L.A. area. Good conversation starter.

Never eat anything off the street that cannot be peeled or washed. Meat, I mean “meat”, is an absolute no-no (although my teammate eats it without any problems…).

If I’ve learned anything over the past two months, it is better to be safe than sorry. If someone offers you food or drink in their home, don’t try to be a martyr and accept it, no questions asked. Ask them if they used bottled water, and if not, don’t eat or drink it. You will regret it. You can also just say you are sick already or that your religion doesn’t allow you to eat that kind of food.

When wandering around an isolated community by yourself (as most westerners do when they come to Latin America), always say hello, good morning, how are you, etc. to everyone that passes. Pretend like you know exactly where you’re going. If you are absolutely lost, find a woman and ask for help.

When in a dicey looking area, never look at a map, tour book, etc. First of all, you look like an idiot. Secondly, people know those books. It makes you an even easier target. And thirdly, speak the local language.

Always try to haggle for hotel prices, especially if staying more than one night. Make sure to see a few rooms because they can vary a lot. And NEVER pay up-front. That increases your chances of getting things stolen tenfold as they are less accountable to you after you pay.